"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch." -Melvin Udall




This issue's cover was designed by Ritchie Steven of Flip Designs.

COVER


THE PIT ISSUE 9, Vol 2 - 11/23/05

EIC - Ritchie Steven

PAGE 1
COVER STORY! Who watches the watchmen? Apparently Ninjalibrarian has been on the look out!

PAGE 2
EXPOSED! Is someone trying to kidnap Rick Arnold? Ste thinks so...

PAGE 3
HTG Deathmatch Round 1 – “Hawaiian” Bryan Bishop vs. Jgraham

PAGE 4
The Weekly Pit with Ritchie Steven. Size doesn't matter!

PAGE 5
Talent Spotlight! PJFlip takes pictures of HTG's biggest talent.

PAGE 6
MrC tackles MC48 in public and asks him a few key questions.

PAGE 7
Photo of the week... and the loser.

PAGE 8
An Exclusive Interview with Blacksmith, so big we're ending the issue with it! W00t!

TABLE OF CONTENTS
"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch." -Melvin Udall