THE
PIT ISSUE 11, Vol 2 - 12/01/06
The new year's first edition of The Pit!
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COVER STORY! With Father Time V.2005 committing
seppukku, Justin Graham looks back at the last
six months to document the top five films of the
(half) year. That just does not roll off the
tongue.
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EVERYBODY
LOVES MARLOWE! You might not even know what he
does, but without this fellar, things would begin
to wobble I reckon. Marlowe details a little
known facet of the game. Say, what good are those
pets anyway?
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HTG's first madame de la amour is here! An
all-new, Prozac ridden 'Ask Annie'! Joy!
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Thought
you had your day planned out? Think again,
because Hand is here to help you survive the
coming month. An
all-together-vague-so-as-to-seem-specific-when-really-it-
is-quite-broad
horoscope!
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A
super-duper-deluxe edition of The Pit is now
available for your reading pleasure. Watch RS
romp through the recently concluded Comic Con on
The Magazine's dime.
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An
opinion's like an a**hole; we all got 'em and
they all stink. However, you might be pleasantly
surprised by the degree of literacy managed by
this piece. It didn't need a spell check.
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Sydias'
'Hit and Miss' returns - Christmas style!
Straight up yo. Oh, and don't forget to check out
'The Photo of the Week.'
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An all new CAPTION CONTEST! Are you ready? Also,
aforementioned intrepid reporter RS takes you to
school. On how not to give an interview anyhow.
In reality, The Pit gave him a five hundred
dollar expense account to set up this interview.
He spent it all on Ray Bans.
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HTG's Gossip page! Masterminded by Sydias, that
mongrel dog of a reporter, who will do anything
short of murder to get the story.
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