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This is not a real film. None of the
celebrities mentioned here can be reached through this site, nor know of its
existence. It is fan fiction for the Internet's number one Hollywood simulation/writing community Hollywood the Game. It's all for fun, just like taking a pregnant friend to a Lakers game and have her claim to the conveniently present TMZ cameraman that she's carrying Kobe's love child. Script copyright of Bryan Bishop.
The Crew: Director - Trey Parker Written by Bryan Bishop Released by Miracle Pictures All creative by Marlowe
The Jilted: Patrick "Pudge" Parsons - Patton Oswalt Ashton Bailey III - Bradley Cooper Margo Elizabeth - Alice Eve Troy Jackson - Scott Caan Brenda Watkins - Gabrielle Union Nigel Puddington - Michael Fassbender Vince Nelson - Mark Whalberg Dr. Virginia Hunter - Julia Roberts The Targets: Marvin and Vanessa* Williams - Justin Long and Zooey Deschanel John* Smith and Whisper Nightengale - Ian Somerhalder and Nicki Blonsky Nestor McGuillicutty and Kate Murphy* - Jesse Eisenberg and Freida Pinto Tierone Benjamin* and Sareetha Watkins - Tyrese Gibson and Mo'Nique Others: Peter and Melissa York - DJ Qualls and Amber Heard The OKC Thunder as themselves Kevin Nealon as the OKC Head Dan Fogler as Fart Anderson Trey Parker as the Derp Man
Alternate title: Bryan Bishop's Romantic Comedy. Bryan Bishop recently released the movie Wild Horses with Miracle Pictures. You should read it. Oh, that crazy Bishop. He's created a Romantic Comedy Drinking Game. (Insert disclaimer here of your choosing.) The studio chief was 20 when the first song in the film, Greg Kihn's The Breakup Song, was released. The singer/songwriter would name most of his albums with a pun on his last name... Rockihnroll, Kihnspiracy, etc. Marlowe had a friend who thought it would be funny if he had an album named Fuckihn A. Oh, the humor of the early 80's. Christopher Cross' song Sailing is thought to have introduced the AOR (Adult Oriented Rock) genre to the world. Remember his theme to Arthur (the original with Dudley Moore)? Good stuff. Kanye West? Pfft. Yes, that's a song about nuclear winter finishing out the soundtrack. Ah, the romance. Catchy tune, huh. In case you didn't notice, much of the film is a parody of other works of the actors involved. This site's Easter egg is larger than 4 pixels. Hehe?
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