IT'S ALL ABOUT DENVER
September 2 marked the anniversary of the death of actor Bob Denver. Bob Denver was most famous for playing the goofy First Mate Gilligan. Gilligan sounds a lot like the name Gillian. Gillian Anderson hit the big time playing FBI Agent Dana Scully on The X-Files. The letter X isn't used much, but it does appear later in our alphabet. Alphabet soup is one of the many varieties made by the Campbell Soup Company. That brings us to B-movie fav Bruce Campbell, who will appear in a movie for you for free, as long as he appears in the top 4. (By the way, Bruce enjoys a nice Denver omelet, which completes our circle. )

Toys ‘R’ You
Action figures and movie tie-ins mean big money, and your film is a natural! All you need to do is create the prototype of one of the figures and show it off in a published article to get $25 million dollars in licensed sales fees when the movie hits theaters. This money is a bonus that does not count towards the film’s final box office gross numbers. The figure will than be sold in the Mega Mall (but you will not get paid for its sales).

Dog Day Afternoon
Animal movies are making a huge comeback, and Lefty Lamarr, agent to the stars, is bringing you the deal of a lifetime. If you produce a movie that co-stars his best animal talent – Salty the Parrot – in the number two role, he’ll bring you any talent for FREE to take on the lead. Salty has an impressive vocabulary, so don’t be afraid to give him a speaking part.

Colin and the Law
Colin Farrell wants to star along side Jude Law. Make it happen and his friends will pay for production costs of that film (but you still have to pay for them both… Colin has Irish friends that really want to make a film)!

Burt Learns Ebonics
Burt Reynolds has been caught in scandal which has ended up branding him as a racist. So in order to shake that image, Burt wishes to do a film with rappers 50 cent and Snoop Dawg. If you produce a film of any genre staring these these three men, they will pay for the films entire production budget (and actor prices). For this to be recognized, you must write one press release explaining the troubles Burt Reynolds has gotten himself into!