HTG JAILHOUSE
14 Polanski Runaway
HTG Hollywood

"The warden threw a party in the county jail.

The prison band was there and they began to wail.

The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing.

You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock."


Welcome to the HTG Jail. Your name will be added here if you are banned from the site. Don't break the rules and you will not have to deal with a very large cellmate who wants to make you his bitch.

DISGRACED PLAYER WING



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MOOSEY
(with Cellmate Tyrone)

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Mike Pepsi
(with Cellmate Mike Coke)
Shiny
(with Cellmate Rusty Nail)
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* = Atempts at Breaking out

CELEBRITY WING 

 

HUGH GRANT
Picking up a skank ho when he
had something better at home

LEIF GARRETT
No longer having a body made for
dancing and illegal use of a jet pack

NICK NOLTE
Making the second 48 Hours movie

SNOOP DOGG
Possession of stuff he wasn't supposed to
have after being caught numerous times

PAUL REUBENS
Illegal production of organic solvent

JEROD MIXON
Eating all of the donuts

DARTH MAUL
Murder of Qui-Gon Jinn
 
 
 
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