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Afraid
of getting ripped off?
Let Mr. T's Bodyguard Service
get you through the night with
both your teeth and what's
left of your money!
Disclaimer: Mr. T cannot be
held responsible for death,
injury or loss of property if instructions are not followed.
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Instructions: When
submitting a deal for the back room to Club Siberia, it is possible to add
money to hire a bodyguard for that one visit. Just add the
appropriate amount of money and in the deal mention that you are hiring a
certain bodyguard. Mr. T will take care of the rest!
Different bodyguards can do
different things under different circumstances. So make sure that
you mention which bodyguard that you are hiring! You can only hire
one per visit. The bodyguard may not be needed, but isn't it nice to
know that he or she is there, just in case?
Remember, all payments are made
to "htgstore" and are from personal accounts only. Talent
vouchers each count as an item. If you do not have room for the
extra talent vouchers developed, you will be given what will fit at your
home(s) up to your item limit in the order that the vouchers are received. You will not be given the opportunity
to make room after the fact! (Binders for talent vouchers are sold
at the Club Siberia gift shop.)
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Mr. T
($1 million)
Mr. T
doesn't have time to mess around. He has car title loan and
1-800-COLLECT commercials to film! The award-winning
bodyguard provides your basic service. If
your visit to the back room of Club Siberia prompts a
"special event (good or bad)," Mr. T will make sure that
you won't be bothered. You won't get your money back, but at
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Max
($2 million)
Don't let
this Dark Angel fool you. She packs one mean punch and can
lay a kick to the side of your head before your eyes leave her
gorgeous figure. Max will protect you in case your visit to
the back room prompts a "special event." In Max's
case, though, you get a do-over. You just might hook up with
some Hollywood talent after all! Your random number
is searched again on the talent list. |
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Paul
($3 million)
This giant
of a man will choke slam the tail end of anyone who messes with
you in Club Siberia's back room. If your visit prompts a
"special event," it will be a "good"
visit. Forget about getting roughed up by thugs are forced
to do unmentionable acts to save your hide. Paul will make
sure that your visit is to your satisfaction. |
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Gail
($4 million)
There's
nothing that this sultry vixen would enjoy more than to go
Medieval on some punk's skull if he messed with you. Hiring
Gail means you ignore any "special event"
possibility. You check the talent list with your random
number until you get at least two talents from the list, even if
both of them are A-listers! |
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Yoda
($5 million)
A
bodyguard you seek it is, hmm? Hire the premeir bodyguard
available and not only do you get a "good" visit if you
prompt a "special event," but you are guaranteed at
least three talents from the talent list, and you keep searching
the list with your random number until the total talent score is
at least 5. The Force could be with you and you could end up
with three A-listers or even ten talents with a TS of 0.5! |
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