Afraid of getting ripped off?

Let Mr. T's Bodyguard Service
get you through the night with
both your teeth and what's
left of your money!

Disclaimer:  Mr. T cannot be held responsible for death,
injury or loss of property if instructions are not followed.


I pity the fool who doesn't use Mr. T's Bodyguard Service!

     Instructions:  When submitting a deal for the back room to Club Siberia, it is possible to add money to hire a bodyguard for that one visit.  Just add the appropriate amount of money and in the deal mention that you are hiring a certain bodyguard.  Mr. T will take care of the rest!

     Different bodyguards can do different things under different circumstances.  So make sure that you mention which bodyguard that you are hiring!  You can only hire one per visit.  The bodyguard may not be needed, but isn't it nice to know that he or she is there, just in case?

     Remember, all payments are made to "htgstore" and are from personal accounts only.  Talent vouchers each count as an item.  If you do not have room for the extra talent vouchers developed, you will be given what will fit at your home(s) up to your item limit in the order that the vouchers are received.  You will not be given the opportunity to make room after the fact!  (Binders for talent vouchers are sold at the Club Siberia gift shop.)


Mr. T
($1 million)

     Mr. T doesn't have time to mess around.  He has car title loan and 1-800-COLLECT commercials to film!  The award-winning bodyguard  provides your basic service.    If your visit to the back room of Club Siberia prompts a "special event (good or bad)," Mr. T will make sure that you won't be bothered.  You won't get your money back, but at least you'll live to visit Club Siberia another time.

Max
($2 million)

     Don't let this Dark Angel fool you.  She packs one mean punch and can lay a kick to the side of your head before your eyes leave her gorgeous figure.  Max will protect you in case your visit to the back room prompts a "special event."  In Max's case, though, you get a do-over.  You just might hook up with some Hollywood talent after all!  Your random number is searched again on the talent list.

Paul
($3 million)

     This giant of a man will choke slam the tail end of anyone who messes with you in Club Siberia's back room.  If your visit prompts a "special event," it will be a "good" visit.  Forget about getting roughed up by thugs are forced to do unmentionable acts to save your hide.  Paul will make sure that your visit is to your satisfaction.

Gail
($4 million)

     There's nothing that this sultry vixen would enjoy more than to go Medieval on some punk's skull if he messed with you.  Hiring Gail means you ignore any "special event" possibility.  You check the talent list with your random number until you get at least two talents from the list, even if both of them are A-listers!

Yoda
($5 million)

     A bodyguard you seek it is, hmm?  Hire the premeir bodyguard available and not only do you get a "good" visit if you prompt a "special event," but you are guaranteed at least three talents from the talent list, and you keep searching the list with your random number until the total talent score is at least 5.  The Force could be with you and you could end up with three A-listers or even ten talents with a TS of 0.5!

 

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LAST UPDATED 7/16/05